And anyone can be tooted?

-- Homer Simpson, on tutoring
The Way We Was
HOMOEOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.


I couldn't very well chop your hand off and bring it to the store,
could I?

-- Homer Simpson
Life on the Fast Lane
"There's very good eating on one of these, you know."
-- Eyeing the tortoise for tea
(Terry Pratchett, Small Gods)
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of
evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed
to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
(alt.fan.pratchett)